Hasty Pudding Theatricals presents HPT 177: Salooney Tunes!

Synopsis

Two hot new outlaws have entered the villa: one heartthrob gunslinger by the name of ROBINYABLIND, and...uh...what was the sidekick’s name again? AIDEN N ABETTIN? In any case, hapless AIDEN dreams to see his name in the papers—under ‘TERRORIST WATCH’. He sees his chance in the town of GOLDINDEMDARE HILLS, but when the robbery of the local saloon goes south, they’re forced to lay low. News of the affair alarms unscrupulous mayor GERRI MANDARIN, who is also after the town's money. She enlists pregnant sheriff CARRIE N TWINS’ to put the bandits behind bars and, unfortunately for the outlaws, CARRIE’s resolve is unbreakable—unlike her water.

With the robbers on the run, GERRI devises a con so outlandish that only idiots would fall for it.

Good thing these hills are chock-full. Will skittish saloon owner BART ENDER keep his unlicensed saloon afloat? Can sultry saloon-singer SARAH PROBLEM sustain a life of cheap thrills and cheaper jokes? Can twelve year old dancer ANNA FIVESIX- FIVESIXSEVENEIGHT muster the courage to stand up to her mayor-mother GERRI’s war crimes before bedtime? Will eager rancher TILDACOWSCOMEHOME’s cows ever come home? Will depressed horse GIDEON UP ever kick his ketamine addiction? And will colorblind prospector DUSTIN MYEYES finally realize that his shiny grey rocks are actually worth something? Seems like this town has more emotional baggage than gold, meaning AIDEN has a long way to go before getting his own WANTED sign.